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		<title>Is it worth a star?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 17:55:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Forgiveness]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Al asked: My friend sent this to me do you think it is worth a star? SAND &#38; STONE TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT. DURING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE IN THE FACE. THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT [...]]]></description>
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<div><em><strong>Al</strong> asked: </em></p>
<p>My friend sent this to me do you think it is worth a star?</p>
<p>SAND &amp; STONE </p>
<p>TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING<br />
THROUGH THE DESERT.<br />
DURING SOME POINT OF THE<br />
JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN<br />
ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND<br />
SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE<br />
IN THE FACE. </p>
<p>THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED<br />
WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT<br />
SAYING ANYTHING,<br />
WROTE IN THE SAND: </p>
<p>TODAY MY BEST FRIEND<br />
SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE. </p>
<p>THEY KEPT ON WALKING,<br />
UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS,<br />
WHERE THEY DECIDED<br />
TO TAKE A BATH. </p>
<p>THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN<br />
SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE<br />
MIRE AND STARTED DROWNING,<br />
BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM. </p>
<p>AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM<br />
THE NEAR DROWNING,<br />
HE WROTE ON A STONE: </p>
<p>TODAY MY BEST FRIEND<br />
SAVED MY LIFE. </p>
<p>THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED<br />
AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND<br />
ASKED HIM, &#8220;AFTER I HURT YOU,<br />
YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW,<br />
YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?&#8221; </p>
<p>THE OTHER FRIEND REPLIED<br />
&#8220;WHEN SOMEONE HURTS US<br />
WE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN<br />
IN SAND WHERE WINDS OF<br />
FORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY.<br />
BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOES<br />
SOMETHING GOOD FOR US,<br />
WE MUST ENGRAVE IT IN STONE<br />
WHERE NO WIND<br />
CAN EVER ERASE IT.&#8221; </p>
<p>LEARN TO WRITE<br />
YOUR HURTS IN<br />
THE SAND AND TO<br />
CARVE YOUR<br />
BENEFITS IN STONE. </p>
<p>THEY SAY IT TAKES A<br />
MINUTE TO FIND A SPECIAL<br />
PERSON, AN HOUR TO<br />
APPRECIATE THEM, A DAY<br />
TO LOVE THEM, BUT THEN<br />
AN ENTIRE LIFE<br />
TO FORGET THEM. </p>
<p>SEND THIS PHRASE TO<br />
THE PEOPLE YOU&#8217;LL NEVER<br />
FORGET. I JUST DID. </p>
<p>IF YOU DON&#8217;T<br />
SEND IT TO ANYONE,<br />
IT MEANS YOU&#8217;RE IN A<br />
HURRY AND THAT YOU&#8217;VE<br />
FORGOTTEN YOUR FRIENDS.<br />
TAKE THE TIME TO LIVE! </p>
<p>DO NOT VALUE THE THINGS<br />
YOU HAVE IN YOUR LIFE, BUT VALUE<br />
WHO YOU HAVE IN YOUR LIFE !</p>
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		<title>i need help with this brain teaser?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 10:17:48 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Jokes & Riddles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brain Teaser]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Desert Oasis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Max Number]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[lillyflower asked: desert crossings you live in a desert oasis and grow miniature watermelons that are worth a gr8 deal of money,if u can get them to the market 15 kilometers away across the desert. ur harvest this year is 45 melons,but u have no way to get them to the market, except to carry [...]]]></description>
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<div><em><strong>lillyflower</strong> asked: </em></p>
<p>desert crossings<br />
you live in a desert oasis and grow miniature watermelons that are worth a gr8 deal of money,if u can get them to the market 15 kilometers away across the desert. ur harvest this year is 45 melons,but u have no way to get them to the market, except to carry them across the desert. u have a backback that holds up to 15 melons, the max number that u can carry at a time .to walk across the desert, u need a certain amount of fluidand nourishment which is supplied by the melonsu carry.for each kilometer u walk{in either direction}, one melon must be eaten.<br />
ur challenge is to find a way to get as many melons as possible to market.</p>
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