http://uk.promotions.yahoo.com/buzz2008.html

According to that, more people are interested in:

– Britney Spears
– Big Brother
– X Factor
– Oasis
– High School Musical 3

Than the US Elections!

Surely that can’t be right… can it?

1) Britney Spears – Can’t sing, is a slag and is most likely partially insane.

2) Big Brother – Terrible program, boring, overrated “The housemates are currently sat on the sofa…*waits for something interesting to happen*”

3) X Factor – Has probably produced about 2 popular singers, the rest ended up as unknown as they were before they went on X Factor.

4) Oasis – I’m lost for words… since when were Oasis as big as that?

5) High School Musical 3 – The only members of the population are about 6 years old or *** men who live with their mother still at the age of 25.

Is it me or is that list wrong?
List in order (1-10):

1. Britney Spears
2. Big Brother
3. X Factor
4. Oasis
5. High School Musical 3
6. US Election
7. Amy Winehouse
8. Heath Ledger
9. Kate Moss
10. Eastenders

Tell me what you make of this plot…..?
A man with long black hair and a beard wakes up without a clue of who he is or about his past life. He finds himself in what remains of some ancient shambles of a prison in the middle of a vast wasteland. He is greeted shortly after waking by an angel who claims that she was sent to protect him against the horrors that would consume him in the wilderness. Additionally, the angel instructs him to gather what little amount of people are able to survive in the wastes and lead them to a safe haven, however the location of this safe haven is vague at best to the protagonist. He then leaves the ruins with great ease as they have long ago been out of order. After wandering for some time searching for life and honing his skills at utilizing his guardian angel’s power (manipulating objects without touching them, improved strength… etc) he finds yet another ruin. Deciding to gather his thoughts and rest for at least a little while, he makes his shelter there.
After living there for a few days he catches a brief glance at a nearby traveling heard of large white beasts about 80 feet from the his encampment. And from then on he would make a regular basis out of sneaking among them while they slept and placing food for them to eat that they might evade starvation.. One day, a cub of the pack had decided to make it’s way into the man’s ruin and sleep with him for the night (the man was initially terrified by this but later realized that this small pup, at least, meant him no harm).Things were livable, not ideal necessarily but certainly livable.
The morning after however, he was lying with his back to the floor when he saw in the sky, some vultures cycling around. Deeply concerned, he woke the cub beside him and started for were he remembered seeing the cub’s pack. But within only a few seconds he had already seen what amounted to a few discarded limbs and an array of blood spatter, partially soaked up by the thirsty terrain. The beast that was left emitted a long a terrible roar at the sadness of it’s great loss. The angel then reappeared to the man and explained that while she offered her most sincere condolences, he must press on to find the menace responsible and if at all possible, any survivors. After hearing this he did come to realize that there was a trail of blood to be followed. And so he mounted up atop the beast that remained and road for were ever the blood trail lead.
The trail dissipated gradually and he had no idea were to look and so he departed for a far off settlement which he could barely see in the distance. He arrived there and was provided with food and lodging but while there heard various remarks from the villagers that there was something wrong with his hands and that he “has a demon” He came to notice that all the people of this place had no black fur, red skin or long claws on their hands like he did. Confused, he consulted the angel and was quickly reassured that the whole business pertained to ’scars of the past’ and ought not to be paid any heed. That night he stabled his pet near him at the inn he was sleeping in, and he slept good dreams of leading the people of this region to the oasis that the angel had promised.
The following morning he awoke only to the sight of burning buildings and slaughtered innocents. Cursing the heavens, he was then confronted by his angel but realizes not only that it was laughing at the atrocities that had transpired there but also that the villagers were right, he did indeed have a demon. (it no longer chose to appear as a messenger of light but as a smoldering menace with large horns and an oddly majestic evil about him, oh yeah it’s actually a him) He came to realize that the way his hands looked were probably a result of channeling the demon’s sorcery, and that weather he liked it or not, he was a warlock.
The man discovered one of the demon’s minions (a possessed corpse of a human) continuing to slaughter townsfolk and demanded that it tell him were his master was. Afraid of loosing access to the realm of men, the possessed corpse hurriedly tells him. Of course, the man had no intention of leaving such a monstrosity alive and quickly destroyed it along with all it’s brethren. Filled with a rage he mounted his beast and rode for the destination told to him and during this time he was continuing to be tormented by his demon. And it tells him that all along, the oasis was really the demon’s base of operations and that he would manage to expunge all who live regardless of weather the man had brought any survivors with him or not. And so he reaches his goal and finds a blighted, black area with a horrifying black, burning tower in the center… (I put the rest in add. details)
(out of which he could hear screams of suffering and other various terrors, even from far away), it was undoubtedly from the Realm of ****. He lets out a fearsome battle cry and prepares to charge towards the blighted region alongside some of the citizens of the recently usurped village. He does this, but only to be knocked unconscious from behind.
He then woke up inside the base’s gates, caged in a small and painfully jagged prison. Determined to escape he manages to trick a nearby guard (another human corpse, half transformed into a demon form) into getting himself killed by a caged beast (the same species as his pet) he then gradually manages to emancipate many of these beasts and even a few humans from captivity and takes part in a revolution against their tormentor, the man’s demon. Our protagonist finally makes it to the top of the hellish tower and finds his pet, the beast, chained to the floor and floating above the ground with unnatural forces.
The demon was trying to be summoned to the realm of men via the body of the man’s pet. He would not stand for this and ran towards the partially summoned demon and impaled it in the chest, separating it from the cub’s body and ultimately saving it. The sky then starts to snow over merely a course of hours, the lands starts to heal and all remained demon inhabitants burst into flame and become diminished.
And while the man begins to depart for what was probably no longer the wasteland, he is confronted by one of the men he freed. He asks the protagonist to come with him back to his homeland and join his people. It was just after our hero accepts when he realizes that this man he rescued was the king of a great people and that things were probably going to be much more happy from here on in, maybe…

That’s the plot of book 1 of like maybe 3

i need some new bands and artists to put on my ipod;
i like only rock, alternative, screamo, love metal, and SOME rap.
do you know any good bands or artists?

THESE ARE ONES THAT I ALREADY KNOW:
H.I.M.
Abigail Williams
ACDC
A Change of Pace
Across Five Aprils
A Day to Remember
Alexisonfire
Alice Cooper
Alice In Chains
Alien Ant Farm
Architects
As Blood Runs Black
As I Lay Dying
Atmosphere
Atreyu
Augustana
August Burns Red
Avenged Sevenfold
Avril Lavigne
Beautiful Girls
Ben Folds Five
Billy Idol
Bleed The Dream
Blink 182
Blue October
Bob Marley
Boys Like Girls
Bowling For Soup
Breaking Benjamin
Bright Eyes
Bring Me The Horizon
Britney Spears
Buckcherry
Bullet For My Valentine
Chevelle
Chiodos
Coldplay
Comeback Kid
Cradle Of Filth
Crossfade
Cute Is What We Aim For
Daft Punk
Damien Rice
Dance Gavin Dance
Def Leppard
The Devil Wears Prada
Dirty Harry
Dragon Force
Drop Dead Gorgeous
Drowning Pool
Edwin McCain
Emmure
Escape The Fate
Evanescence
Eve 6
Fall Out Boy
Five Finger Death Punch
A Fine Frenzy
Flyleaf
Foo Fighters
Forever The Sickest Kids
From Autumn To Ashes
From First To Last
Garbage
George Strait
Godsmack
The Goo Goo Dolls
Guns N’ Roses
Hawthorne Heights
Heavy Heavy Low Low
He Is Legend
Hellogoodbye
Hidden in Plain View
Hinder
Hoobastank
I Am X-Ray
I Killed The Prom Queen
Imogen Heap
Incubus
In Flames
Ingrid Michaelson
Iron Maiden
Iron & Wine
JFAC
Journey
Katy Perry
Kill Hannah
The Killers
Kings of Leon
Korn
Lamb Of God
Led Zeppelin
Len
Lenny Kravitz
Letter Kills
Life in Your Way
Ligeia
Lil’ Wayne
Linkin Park
Lit
Live
LoveHateHero
Lustra
Marcy Playground
Marilyn Manson
Matchbook Romance
Matchbox Twenty
Matisyahu
Metallica
MGMT
M.I.A.
Millionaires
Misery Signals
Modest Mouse
My American Heart
My Bitter End
My Chemical Romance
New Found Glory
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
Norma Jean
Oasis
On Broken Wings
Otep
Ozzie Osborne
Panic! At The Disco
Papa Roach
Paramore
Parkway Drive
Pink Floyd
Plain White T’s
Poison the Well
Priestess
Psapp
Puddle of Mudd
Radiohead
Ratt
The Receiving End of Sirens
The Red Chord
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Remembering Never
Rise Against
Roses are Red
Rush
Saliva
Saving Abel
Scary Kids Scaring Kids
The Scene Aesthetic
Secret Life of the Freemasons
Sences Fail
Set Your Goals
The Shins
Sigur Ros
Silverstein
Simple Plan
Sky Eats Airplane
Snow Patrol
Stick to Your Guns
Stutterfly
Sublime
Suicide Silence
Sum 41
System of a Down
Taking Back Sunday
Third Eye Blind
Three Days Grace
Thrice
Throwdown
Through The Eyes of the Dead
Thursday
Train
Umbrellas
Underoath
Unwritten Law
The Used
Vanna
Velvet Revolver
Versus The Mirror
Vertical Horizon
The Verve
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Yellowcard
Yes
Yesterdays Rising
Zao
3 Doors Down
3oh!3
30 Seconds to Mars
12 Stones

Here’s the link…http://www.torrentspy.com/torrent/898799/Oasis_Wonderwall_Live_Jools_Holland_avi If anyone knows how to make this file work it’d be awesome
Thanks for the responses, and yes I did download the actual file, I use utorrent alot. Unfortunately I just tried that player and the k-lite codec pack and still no luck…I really want to get this file working

I want to take up guitar for me but do girls like boys (I’m 15) who can play an instrument (musical).

But the songs I love are rock songs and there is a girl I like who hates the tunes I put on, at lunch time. Live Forever Oasis is my favourite and she hates it. Will she be impressed if I can play guitar.

I don’t plan to write any cheesy songs.

Aside from sheer speculation on my part http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtzZKGMlluxs_7S9FDcWpYnsy6IX?qid=20070814160529AAQl4Zj

why does anyone think DUBAI is the “final fonteir”?<—code

I have to guess the masses will be left to flutter about for a while until the gas runs out. Dubai wil most likely be the "gateway to heaven"<—code

With x amount of oil to live on Dubai and the variety of businesses that have left the U.S. will be an oasis for the gang.

But why do you think Dubai was chosen as the "final fronteir"?
a view of the "secured" *twin islands" of Dubai. Interesting the twin towers are now gone.

http://guide.theemiratesnetwork.com/living/dubai/images/the_palm/palm_location.jpg
here is a nifty little video on Dubai

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTyks-IRFPY

Songwriting?
B-Sides?
Singles?
Albums?
Videos?
Guitarists?
Attitude?
Live Shows?
Singers?

etc…

Google search after google search and I can’t find this particular episode. Anyone know which one it is?

It is a older episode, before season 10 I’d say. More details I can recall is homer is living in a lush oasis, while ned’s flower whither and die. There is a water shortage in springfield, or the prices have gone sky high. By taping ned’s water, ned is forced to sell something when the water bill comes.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090619/ten-fans-take-up-oasis-money-back-offer-5f8abb3.html

Why do people still go and see them live when he is the biggest p r i c k on the planet. First he offers people a refund for a gig which i thought yeah good on him but to then say if you are gonna ask for a refund you are a t w a t. Then to say buy a t shirt on the way out because we aren’t getting paid for it. If he wasn’t getting paid for it why is he that bothered that 20,000 people wanted their money back? then after calling his fans ***** he asks them to go and buy a t shirt to keep his kids in sweets. the thing that makes me laugh is after this man has called his fans this THEY willingly go and buy t shirts etc!! If a person was to come up to you in the street and call you this you wouldn’t then go and buy the t shirt would you?Why do oasis fans pay money to go and see this appalling man when he clearly doesnt give a damn except whats lining his pockets and doesnt even show any respect for any human being especially the ones paying his wages.

Listen to or download the Oasis song Slide Away (acoustic version live if possible) because I love it that much that I want to share it with the world